There are some things in this world which just make you feel like the life is being sucked out of you by some kind of tedious leech. The following things (and, in future, I'm sure more will be added) make my "Waste of Life" list!
I just don't do it unless it is absolutely necessary. I can't stand ironing and think I would rather iron my face than face a pile of laundry a few times per week.
Emptying the dishwasher.
When I was a kid I dreamed of having a dishwasher. Dad always made the same joke: "We do have a dishwasher. It's you."
Now I'm all growed up and have a shiny dishwasher all of my own! :) But where I used to resent the whole process of washing dishes, I now resent the fact that my dishwasher doesn't have a button to put all of the dishes away in the cupboards!
Cardboard has more flavour. You know you want some nice crispy bacon, or maybe some fresh, juicy chicken. How about a succulent steak? Every mouthful of Quorn just makes me sad inside.
Non Alcoholic Beer.
I have my own reality to take care of. Why the hell would I want to watch someone else make a prat of themselves in theirs? Yes it's fascinating that others seem to be able to live their lives with skin which is a perfect shade of satsuma, but not interesting enough for me to devote ANY time to watching...
"Fun Size" Sweets.
Where is the fun hiding, exactly?! Fun size sweets are SMALLER than the real thing. Surely it'd be more fun if they were 12x bigger than normal? Imagine a Curly Wurly which you could use as a ladder. That would be fun!
Think of it this way...if ever a guy were to describe his manly parts as "fun size", you know you would be in for an evening of anything but fun!
What makes YOUR "Waste of Life" list? Comments please! :)