If you could have any superpower, what would it be and what would you do with it? You are NOT allowed to "have the power to have all powers", so don't try and be all sneaky about it!
My chosen power is... INVISIBILITY!
THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE INVISIBLE.
- Poke an irksome acquaintance in the face until they go insane.
- Pretend I'm a "voice" and whisper bad (but funny) ideas in the Queen's ears.
- Pretend I'm the voice of God, visit the Pope and tell him he looks good in a dress.
- Write "your fly is undone" on fogged up glass in public places.
- Sing (badly) into the mic on an empty stage in a busy bar.
- Trip up "posers" as they walk down the street.
- Continually turn someone's TV to the Bible channel.
- Yell "He IS the Kwizats Hadderach!" at a kid's Christening.
- Carry a penguin around under my arm to make people think they could fly all along.
- Do the above with other animals...particularly household pets.
- Wear a sheet and be a ghost.
- Spy on people I hate and use the gathered information against them. Mwahahahaha!
- Infiltrate and Area 51.
- Go on free flights.
- Never pay for another cinema ticket.
- Confuse the automatic doors that run on pressure sensors.
- Stow away in Johnny Depp's shower...he he he.
- Read top secret government files.
- Convince kids in toy stores that I am a possessed teddy bear.
Once again, your question this week is: If you could have any superpower, what would it be and what would you do with it?
Hoping for some funny comments for this one! =D
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The ability to turn into different animals! That way I could be teeny tiny and nearly invisible, have the ability to fly, run really really fast, scare nasty people, and pretty much be amazing :D
ReplyDeleteThe power to turn my imagination into reality would be my favoured one...but that may be cheating... Otherwise, I'll choose the power to step into my own magical steampunk world! And do steampunkery tomfoolery perhaps.
ReplyDelete@Catrin What animal would you want to turn into first?
ReplyDelete@ZK Your choice of powers and you choose wearing a pocket-watch on a steam engine...?